Drink Water, Dummy™
A hydration reminder app for people who forget they have organs.
“I’ve never laughed and said ‘aww’ so much while being told to drink water. I actually hit my hydration goals for the first time in my life.”
Get Wet
Motivates, shames, and humors you into drinking water
“Honestly? This app understands me more than my therapist. Who would've guessed I needed mean memes!”
Drink Water, Dummy™ is a humorous and aggressively helpful hydration reminder app that keeps you hydrated by sending cute
but over-the-top, sarcastic,
meme-fueled notifications.
Don't Be Dumb
Would Beyoncé forget to hydrate? No.
Get reminded (bullied) by animals
“It called me a raisin and I still said thank you.”
“My skin? Glowing. My brain? Less foggy. My vibe? Hydrated and mildly threatened.”
“This app bullied me into drinking water, and it worked!”
Will personalize the roasts by calling you out by name
We Yell So You Sip
Drink Water, DUMMY. DOWNLOAD IT
“Everything else seems antiseptic compared to this.”
All animals know to drink water except for humans,
they are dummies.
Reminders that know you by name
You drink 0 oz of water, but chug energy drinks. Make it make sense.
Reminders and Tracking
Set custom reminder intervals, track your intake, and become a better, wetter version of yourself.
Animals call you out by your name
Q: What is Drink Water, Dummy?
A: Drink Water, Dummy (DWD) is the hydration reminder app that roasts you with memes, animals, and funny sounds until you sip water.Q: How does it work?
A: You get a notification → you laugh (or cringe) → you sip water → you log it → you hit your goal → you unlock animal rewards. Hydration, but make it chaotic.Q: Can I track my water over time?
A: Yes. You can log every sip and see your hydration progress in daily, weekly, monthly, and 3-month views. Tap on daily and see the times you sipped during that day.Q: Does Drink Water, Dummy have streaks or gamification?
A: Streaks are coming soon. You’ll earn badges, stickers and bragging rights for hitting hydration goals multiple days in a row.Q: What kind of notifications do I get?
A: DWD sends meme-style roasts powered by hundreds of quotes, with new ones dropping all the time. Free users also get their name inside the memes. Pro users unlock more animals and get all the new drops.Q: What sounds do I get?
A: Free users get the default alert, the DWD jingle (3-note instrumental), and fun logging sounds like floops, bibbles, and dooroodos. Pro users unlock custom animal sounds: goats bleating “drink,” birds squawking, mules braying — plus surprise sound drops.Q: Do I get animal videos?
A: Yes. Hit your daily hydration goal and unlock a puppy drinking video (free). Pro users get even more animal videos with fresh drops.Q: How many animals are there?
A: Free users get 10 animals for daily reminders. Pro users get 100+ animals, with new ones dropping all the time.Q: How many roasts are there?
A: Hundreds, with more dropping for every tier, even free. You’ll never run out of memes to get bullied by.Q: What’s the difference between Free and Pro?
A: Free users get 3 daily reminders, 10 animals, personalized memes with their name, 2 sounds + all log sounds, hydration tracking, and a puppy video reward.
Pro users get up to 48 reminders a day, 100+ animals, custom animal sounds, full tracking history, extra animal videos, and new drops all the time.Q: Is this app good for ADHD or productivity?
A: Yes. DWD is built for people who forget they have bodies. Instead of boring nudges, it uses chaos, humor, and animals to break through time-blindness and distraction.Q: Who else is it for?
A: Glow-up seekers who want the skin but skip the sip. Productivity chasers. Meme addicts. Anyone tired of living like a raisin.Q: Is my data safe?
A: Yes. We don’t sell your data. Your hydration stats stay with you.Q: How do I join the waitlist?
A: Here! Tap the Mountain Dew yellow button that says "Get App" and sign up. You’ll be the first to know when we launch (and maybe even get invited to our Zoom launch party).Q: Why did you pick Mountain Dew yellow as one of your colors?
A: Mountain Dew yellow is the exact shade your pee shouldn’t be. So in your tracking, every time you see yellow, it means you haven't met your goal. Which makes it the perfect highlight color for an app that bullies you into hydration. Kind of gross in the best way. It pops, it clashes, and it keeps the joke going every time you see it.